"Katana Miniatures"

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would not touch it with yours... any of it...
"WAAAAGH! VROOM VROOM!!! DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA! Dead gud innit yoof?!" - typical Mekboy sales pitch
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Jesus fucking Christ, Un-fucking-believable!

That is terrible website design, filled with pictures of the most abysmal sculpting and drawings like that of a 5 year-old    


 ^ To be fair it does look exactly like the concept art; so he has followed through on the design


 ^ If you dim the lights and squint a bit ... it still looks a piece of chewing gum with teeth-marks


 ^ You're on the brink of a fight to death with a Man-scorpion! (actually this makes the Dragon Strike one look good by comparison)


 ^ Dinosaur?


 ^ Sneak Peek at an upcoming project (I troll you)


 ^ I have a feeling the listing will stay this way until it's finished ... unless his mum feels sorry for him and buys one


 ^ Don't give up the day job Michael David Arnott 

P.S normally when we review some one's products I contact them and give them a link to the review - do you think I should in this case?

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He's my new idol.
Yes, let's contact him! We must know who's this guy!

MortiS-the-Lost wrote

 ^ Sneak Peek at an upcoming project (I troll you)
LOL!!!

Michael David Arnott wrote
"The models are cast in fine resin and incredibly detailed by the sculptors"
Yep! That's incredibly!

By the way I think it's a joke, or maybe  he's only a kid! I can't believe someone could sell something like these... uh... c'mon! Help me! like these... uh... Ok, I will invent a new word to define these things: "Spitcrapcastchewtoys".
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Lumberjack wrote
Wow and I thought selling Miniatures was a hard thing to get into, thank God the internet allows anything!
-Lumberjack
I don't think he'll actually sell anything
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Nice...!


So who makes them... lol
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Wow, I cannot believe they want £60 for that thing with the lobster claws!  

I normally wouldn't post to say how horrid something is but that is breathtakingly bad!  

Guess what isn't on the Xmas shopping list.