New Ogre Kingdoms monsters
Posted by MortiS-the-Lost –
If you were expecting anything other than high prices and terrible models you'll be disappointed. Here in no particular order other than the one I felt like showing you in are the new Ogre Kingdoms atrocities ... I mean models ... no wait I do mean atrocities
^yes a terrifying sight indeed - the Stone Horn is a new contender for stupidest looking model and also gets a nomination for stupidest concept, I know young teenagers who are obsessed with shitty CG ninja movies and have no concept of the design process who could come up with better monsters than this (although they will probably think this is awesome)
^in the vain of the new Tomb Kings and Dark Eldar models the same kit also makes this ... what the fuck is it? - I suspect this is what the talentless fuckwits in the current Citadel design team have done with the Yeti/Yhettee. What the hell is going on with those angular tusks coming out of it's neck?
^the Stone Horn again - I can't find anything to like about this model, this isn't Warhammer - it's like something from a cheaply made animated kids movie - it might as well have a small blundering idiot animal side kick voiced by Chris Rock that raps and gets into all kinds of japes, always screwing up Stone Horn's attempts to capture the Hero who's a talking penguin that wants to learn to fly
^what the fuck are they? I hope they aren't supposed to be Sabre-tusks ... these are even worse than the new War Boars! the riders don't even seem to have been sculpted to fit on their mounts either, they look like foot troops some 12 year old has blu-tac-ed to the beasts so they can be fielded as cavalry at the last moment before a game "these count as knights"
^the Scrap-launcher is actually not too bad considering the dire sculpting and concepts we've seen so far - it even closely follows one of the original Ogre Kingdoms concept art pictures - but is over all ruined by those stupid tusks and a failed attempt to make it look like it's moving
this is also a 2 in 1 kit and makes this unconvincing 'Cannon of the Sky Titans' - the greek style decoration on the cannon gives you the idea that this might be a weapon re-claimed from the old race of Giants the Ogre's over-threw but the effect is ruined by the Empire style decoration at the end of the barrel
Over all, yet another batch of awful miniatures added to the Citadel range and I'm sure none of them will be much below the £20 mark when it comes to pricing
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