Gobbo MEGA BUGGY
Posted by messyart –
So I was just peering through my drawers to find bits.. (!!)
When I come across this artillery kit I found in a charity shop. Old, VERY badly designed kit for an 88mm flak gun.
This shit is OLD
I paid £1.50. :3
Now, two problems;
1. The instruction manual features phrases such as; "BEFORE INSTALL, YOU MUST READY A KNIFE ASCISSORS AND ABRUSH,IN ORSER TO CONVENIENCE INSTALL." (Exact copy, not exagerated) and... Well, the pretty pictures that men require to put things together as needed.. Lack any of the models actual details.
2. An advance on the second part of 1. The instructions seem to function more as a "You might find pieces that look like this. Well, they go around this kind of area". Not so much a case of "This is a square block, put it in that square hole" as "This is a toy, put it on a toy"
Long story now adequately long, fuck that. I got the two bits with wheels and I made an Ork quad bike.
Then I realised I have no Ork bits, so would need to wait ages to get it finished.
Then realised it was too fragile for an Ork and that they'd break it.
So, now I have a mega buggy with burna grot!
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