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Far Too Frequently Asked Questions

I thought I'd take this opportunity to answer some of the questions I get asked the most often, here is a good sample of the kind of questions I get asked on a regular basis - the exact subjects of most of these questions are completely interchangeable.  



Bob wrote
You're really good a painting - will you paint my Hero Quest minis for me?
No


KKhorne wrote
Did u used to work fro GW an got fired? is that why u hate GW so much?
No


Carl wrote
Do you work for Mantic?
No


Baron wrote
I've seen lots of photos of your 3D dungeon and I think it's awesome, can I buy it from you? (I will make a good offer)
No


James wrote
I have 2000 of ultramarines (propainted) including a custom landraider and marnus calgar for sale or trade R U interested?
No


Greg wrote
I've been looking for a copy of “Dark World: Village of Fear” forever. Will you sell me your copy please?
No


JKjames wrote
Nortis Logan are you looking for an affordable place to buy pharms online?
No


Jill wrote
Hello Mortis, it says you'r the admin. There's a lot of foul language being used on Lost and the Damned at the moment, specially by “General Biakal” and its making me unconformable when I read the other wise super cool stuff you guys do here. Will you make some forum rules to stop profanities being used and be a responsible admin.
Fuck No


Kaine wrote
Sorry if you get this a lot but are you the musician Mortiis?
No


Emma wrote
Your painting skills are the best I've seen do you have any plans to become a pro-painter?
No


David wrote
Hi, my name is David and I'm trying to collect all of the old Talisman figures. I noticed in one of your pictures on “The Lost and Damned Forum” that you have the Necromancer (you've painted his robes purple and he's got a skull in his right hand and a wand in his left). Would you be interested in a trade? I have lots of old HeroQuest models you would love.
No


Thomas wrote
Will you subscribe to my Youtube channel, it's all about how to play and collect Tyranids?
No


Magnus wrote
Will you be getting back into playing 40k now the new ed is out? I here its gone mostly back to how it was in 2nd ed
No

Thomas wrote
Will you make some more of those minecarts for me to use in my DnD game?
No


Greg wrote
are you excited about the new version of Warhammer?
No


Liam wrote
I think it would be really epic to play as Space Marine Terminator (from 40k/SPACEHULK) in Warhammer Quest. Will you write the rules for me? (please)
No

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You're really funny! Have you ever thought to work as a comic actor?
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I believed every word - until I asked you about getting excited over the new Warhammer version  
When men meet foes in fight, better is stout heart than sharp sword.
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The Skald wrote
I believed every word - until I asked you about getting excited over the new Warhammer version  
Ah, you're not the only person called Greg to have emailed me a question

Sadly these are all genuine questions I've been emailed over the years

Marchomer wrote
You're really funny! Have you ever thought to work as a comic actor?
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FUCKING NAMECHECK!!!!!!! I rooooooole!!!!!!
"WAAAAGH! VROOM VROOM!!! DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA! Dead gud innit yoof?!" - typical Mekboy sales pitch
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LOL!
+ Other planes lie beyond the reach Of normal sense and common roads But they are no less real Than what we see or touch or feel. +
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General Biakal wrote
FUCKING NAMECHECK!!!!!!! I rooooooole!!!!!!
Tone it down there mister. Don't make me edit you again.
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YOU MAY DO AS YOU WISH TO MY POSTS OF COURSE MISS!!!!




have I been edited? I hope not...
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Hiya Mortis, not really a question directed at one of your previous posts, but seeing the different monsters you've introduced to your campaign, have you done stats / conversions for Carrion Crawlers?
If you have could I beg a copy please? and if not, how about the Beholder (which you've done as a Chaos Spawn) so I can try getting my head around how you've successfully ported D&D critters into "Mortis(AHQ)Quest" please?
When men meet foes in fight, better is stout heart than sharp sword.
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